Forty-two years have passed us by
Since we left dear old Newport High
I, Nancy, with hair of grey
Have just finished my fiftieth book today
I, Allen, with my gold walking cane
Have written poetry to make a famous name.
We were strolling along Forty-Second Street
When quite by chance we happened to meet.
In New York night club, over a cup of tea,
"We'll visit dear ole Newport," decided we.
We left for Newport, (our friends didn't know it)
An old maid author and a bachelor poet.
In our chartered helicopter, our pilot was Billy Wood
He got us to Newport's airport the best he could.
To our surprise, our cab driver was Tom Clark!
He took us to town without a scratch or mark.
We arrived at the telephone office and jerked to a stop
When up came Lucy Simmons, the girl motorcycle cop.
She took Tom to see Judge J. "Mutt" Montgomery, and so
Up the stairs of the telephone office we did go.
There was operator Ann Jamison listening to conversation
What Mary Ann Ireland was saying must have been a sensation.
Ann took time off to tell us what's brewin'
With our '52 classmates and what they were doin'.
Harold Honey is out on a lark
He's the town's best pool shark.
John Minor and Mildred Jarvis have settled at Overcup.
Between raising pigs and 15 kids, they've got quite a set-up.
Clitus Ivie has directed our band
For thirty-five years. Ain't that grand?
Doffie Jarvis, coach of the Newport Greyhounds
Is a little heavier now. He weighs 203 pounds.
The coach of the coach of the Greyhounds
Is Patsy McDonald, who keeps him in bounds.
Glenn Sink has given Hollywood its latest jar.
He's their newest freckle-faced movie star.
In Africa there is no one finer
Than the big game hunter, Donald Tyner.
Among our other prominent stars
Is Bobby McKenzie driving his hot rod cars.
Do you remember Peggy Bogle, that cute little doll?
Well, she's now a famous gangster's gun moll.
If anything in your brain goes wrong,
You'll visit the State Hospital Warden, Pete Long.
Here comes the mailman! Wouldn't you know?
It's none other than our old chum, Junior Low.
Seven feel tall and muscle bound,
A's Mr. America, Bill Parker is world renowned.
Bettie Smith has taken the place of Miss Lizzie
With Shakespeare, she keeps her pupils busy.
Betty Combs is the lady mayor of Diaz.
She's fixing up the county roads (she says).
J. C. McMinn is a baseball pro.
When he hits the ball it really does go.
A sharecropper in Texas is Polly May.
She works (?) till sundown everyday.
After thirty years of happy marriage,
Betty Cathey is pushing her tenth baby carriage.
George Marchand is in a big political function,
He's the ambassador to Podunk Junction.
You have to admit, Thomas Gardner's no fool,
He's the author of a correspondence course on "How to Skip School".
Melba Williams is a piano teacher
She's married to Boyce Holt, the preacher.
Billy Paige is a millionaire playboy.
He's leading a reckless life of joy.
Charles Catterlin and Delmer Deason farm together,
Through all kinds of CENSORED weather.
Poor Kathryn Graham, the Latin scholar,
Is eccentric and without a dollar.
Jimmy Farmer is a singing cowboy,
His fame equals that of Gene and Roy.
Sylvia East, Jean Hutchinson, and Carol Tims are can-can girls.
Men give them fabulous minks, diamonds, and pearls.
Josephine Wilson is really terrific,
As the leading lady in "South Pacific."
Billy Morris is a Wall Street big shot.
Fannie Ford, his secretary, helps out a lot.
David Young used to play the trombone,
'Till Mary Vaughn hocked it for a loan.
The rich man's darling, Rita Paysinger
Pampers the men and never lifts a finger.
Stop at Gloria Huey's antique shop
To hear auctioneer Dawn East blow his top.
Bobbie Scroggs is an interior decorator
She's doing the house of Dorotha Shoemaker.
Margaret Anne Roberts is a model for Nelson's Studio
Ray and Dean are the photographers. (Did you know?)
Betty Nicholson is the Waldorf-Astoria cook.
You will recognize her at very first look.
Christine Stevens and Janet Reeves are in the navy blue,
The Waves are about to retire them, too.
Tommy Joplin is in the Foreign Legion.
A broken heart sent him to the desert region.
Wanda Stoner is a ballet dancer.
She's engaged to James Smith, a free lancer.
Ralph Romine and Buddy Riley are still in the National Guard.
After forty-two years, they say it's kinda hard.
Emogene and Mary Van have fulfilled their dream,
They are making that delicious Watt's Ice Cream.
Carmen Adcox said she'd go around the world before she busted,
But, doggone it! Her bicycle done went and rusted.
Betty Weaver is a tight rope walker,
(Gosh, ain't Ann a terrible talker?)
Over her new atomic range
Veda Howard's cooking something strange.
Kenneth Williams invented the Gismowhack,
Frank Johnson is a bookie at the Lakeside Race Track.
Frances Robinson is a lady wrestler on TV.
Pauline House is a girdle inspector for the Stretchum Company.
Dorothy Langston is the editor of the Daily Dally,
Her star reporter is Barbara Talley.
Dorotha Wallis sells freckle remover cream,
And Evelyn Wilson is a singer on the radio beam.
Telling Ann farewell and all
We wandereed out into the hall.
Bobby Huey, the janitor, with his mop and broom
Told us that Bill Morgan, the lawyer was in the next room.
Visiting Bill, in his souped-up Rambler,
Was Herbert Heffington, the White River gambler.
In the next office, behind bottles of pills,
Was Dr. August Cravens, sending out bills.
Robbie Brownlow is Dr. Cravens' nurse.
Most of her patients feel worse and worse.
If you need a plumber in the middle of the night
Call Lynwood Hammontree, he will fix it up right.
Saying good-bye to all our friends,
We went back to where we'd been.
Our trip was enjoyable and we had fun,
Finding out what our old classmates had done.
Very truly yours, (we think you're grand!)
Nancy McDonald and Allen Dean Gillihan.
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